You can only guess what Representative John Haller is describing as he introduces this bill for a vote:
Looks real, doesn’t it.
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I wrote a reply to this video at another website, detailing what I guessed the meaning of the bill could be. since my posting the website is no longer available. anyway…I think the bill is about NBC attacks here in the USA. NBC= nuclear biological and chemical warfare. The threat is real and drastic measure will be employed to adress the issues if this actually occured. CONTAINMENT, SUPPRESS the SPREADING OF and CLEAN-UP would be in order. IF 80% of the population were killed the bodies would need to be removed and processed immediately to address the health impact for the survivors. most likely this endeavor would be too complicated and the only thing to do then, would be to abandon the clean-up and move the viable survivors to undrground facilities free from chemical,viral and bacterial contamination. The air-force would certainly be needed to perform large scale sterilization procedures, via: incineration. I could detail alot more but I think this should suffice. Remember…Im only taking a wild guess at this so dont taken my word as an infallible truth.
its zombies cant u tell. its all there
I don’t read much into this. I’ve already been informed by other sources that this video has been proven a hoax, and looking at the instant repositioning of his hands between one of the close up pictures and a far shot during which the audio is uninterrupted, I am inclined to agree. Also, the end shot (which arguably could have been added by another party in addition to the logo throughout the video on the lower right hand corner) which mentioned “America’s Wild Goats – A Disappearing Nuisance” seemed a bit out of place. Granted, it could still legitimately have been an advertisement for an unrelated issue appearing next on the program being aired, but it still seems a bit fishy.
Call me crazy.
how about stupid, or better yet, DEAD. LIKE most assholes who claim ’sources,’ you don’t name them. this isn’t a hoax, i’m watching the motherf****r read the billl. NO TIME LAPSE F*****!!
You people really are morons, do you really trust any goverment that much? It was told to be a hoax by our goverment. You will know when Martial law is implemented and then you have no choice.. WAKE THE HELL UP PEOPLE!!!!!!
This video is NOT a HOAX. It’s a PARODY!
The word “hoax” presupposes the intention to deceive.
The Onion (www.Onion.com), the political ezine which produced this video, never intended to deceive anyone, merely to evoke laughter, a chill down the spine, and marvel at the apparently real look of the video.
The original context is at:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/proposed_classified_bill_will
There is no Congressman Haller.
There is no HR 8791.
The logo prominently displays “Onion-SPAN” … NOT C-SPAN.
So chill. This is a great opportunity for some of us to examine how easily we can make a mountain out of an onion!
If there is no bill, then why do I get this when going to Thomas.gov:
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this is for when the stock market crashes.. anyone that is against the goverment and there new world order will be detained and killed in femas concentration camps!!! there are camps all over the u.s the goverment are evil jesuite punks who think they will get away with all this mass murder!!! america will fall by the secret socitys and the puppet obama’s adminstration!!!! we should fight to the death!
this is assinine. No funds, execution of this mutt reading this bilge. Why, he himself says “jeez’ when seeing the number of times the word “classified” is reiterated. In fact, this is an authorization for a blank check. Kill the bastards that wrote it as this seems the only way to stop these whackos. Bullet through either eye will do it. get to work.
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Even if the lettering claims it a hoax, they still used, real people, the actual house of reps, and clearly shows his mouth moving along with everything. This could of easily been future taping or past taping with onion logo to ease peoples minds. But==hr8791 does exist. All you have to do is call your congressman and ask about the bill! it is real!
Have fun!
If this was utmost important and the severity of the issue. Wouldn’t you think more politicians would be present? And would the people in the background be walking around as if this guy is not speaking on a serious matter? Not saying HR8791 is not real and this guy is saying exactly what he is reading.
Something major will take place in this world shortly. These fema coffins, concentration camps and bailouts, housing bubble..etc It’s been planned and orchestrated many years ago. People there’s an agenda that has been taking place and the final piece of the puzzle is moving into place.
If you listen too these politicians and majority of presidents of the past and future have mentioned of world depopulation.
it is swine flu… if “80%” are affected then they will declare marshall law and send people to camps too “isolate them”
Look at the background! when zoomed in and out
Simple, this has happened before the Caucasians in America murdered all the Spanish people in the Americas and labeled them with the Spanish flu, the flu never existed.
It was only propaganda to persuade the majority of the Caucasians to believe the Spanish people carried the flu. So the Caucasians could terrorize and kill all the Spanish Americans back in that day; and wrote in the history books that the Spanish flu killed the Spanish people in America. But the Caucasians killed all the Spanish people and placed them in death camps. So the Caucasians took the American Spaniards money land business everything.
This process happens all the time. Caucasians are the invaders killing off all other races by using the political system correctly to do it right without looking like the evil people. That is how the Caucasians took all the farm lands for the Spanish people in the Americas in the early 1900s and late 1800s. Same thing is happening now, the Caucasians have enlarged in population here in Americas and need to spread; now is there time to take land for the MEXICAN-Immigrants. So the process starts again ever 100 to 200 years. The swine flu is here to label all Mexican immigrants in American even the ones who are in American legally and was born in the USA. The Mexican heritage people will be put in death camps because the FOX news channel and other RADIO stations will spread lies again like it did with Spanish flu scenario.
This will make all the Caucasians unite together as “REBELS” under the British flag again and murder all the Mexican heritage people; and put American Mexicans and Spaniards in death camps, Mexican/Spaniards etc will lose their business’s, land everything. The Caucasinas will take the land and business. And the history books real read, written by the Caucasians the “swine flu” kill 80% of the population in Texas and all states where Mexicans/Spaniards reside but are known as Americans. Spanish flu and Swine flu is all a lie, again used to make the Caucasians plot of one race world control the wealth etc.
what happend to my original post? removed by an admin eh?
This is a hoax and a joke from “The Onion”. Look at the logo for criminy sakes. If it was for real they certainly wouldn’t let it go viral on You Tube. BTW Mr. Ramirez, Caucasians have nothing to do with it and you are not being fair. There are only good people and bad people and it just so happens that some are Caucasians. Idi Amin did some pretty horrific things too as well as the Conquistadors (guess we forgot about Christopher Columbus and the Spanish killing all the Indians and such huh?). Guess all those Mexican drug lords cutting off ppls head don’t count huh? History is full of assholes. All you can do is try to not be one unless you are one and just can’t help it. Get over it. Some ppl in general just suck no matter their color or race. Just depends on the timeline it seems. I hope for the day when all the “good people” gang up on all the “bad people” and then the “good people” can have a life free of the “bad people” regardless of race, color or national origin. Hate and generalization gets us nowhere Mr. Ramirez and just perpetuates the problems.
Here Hear Vee!!! I have been a stranger in a strange land all my life!! There are a lot of ass holes here in this country of all races!!! When in Baltimore 85% of blacks did not pay rent, 45% whites and only 20% Hispanics but then again I only rented to 5 Hispanics. Then I came to a little town in Oklahoma and 90% whites don’t pay or rip you off but there is less than 1% other race… Yet I remember in Calif. Getting cut and stabbed and threatened a lot by Hispanics…
i will say one thing though they do seem to have a greater community bond than others though, whereas i noticed Blacks will screw each other over just as much as anyone and whites to a lesser amount. But in villages in the Caribbean where I grew up most blacks were very loving and kind… It seems to be the place and the time that makes the difference. Bullies, ass holes and conartists need no excuse but we have no excuse to let them ruin our lives!!!!!! “All that evil needs to prosper is for good men to do nothing”. Welcome to the result of years of doing nothing. So something!! Go ask anyone who has taken an oath to support the Constitution my seven questions and then arrest them for fraud. If they don’t know the Constitution they vacate the position and are pretending to be something they are not, fraud is a federal offense and yo ucan arrest them!!
the homalnd terrorism bill is not true it does not even say c span and it is not a .gov address, i will call c span and there will be a lawsuit involved with who ever is responsible for faking a goverment congress and whoever is involved including you!!!