This Is Not a Joke: Government Issues Study of a Study About Studies

By Alyssa Newcomb The Pentagon was inundated with so many studies in 2010 that it commissioned a study to determine how much it cost to produce all those studies. Now the Government Accountability Office has reviewed the Pentagon’s study and concluded in a report this week that it’s a flop. The study of a study [...]

Dinosaurs ‘gassed’ themselves into extinction, British scientists say

No, this is not an article from the ONION.  It is from “reputable” Fox News. If you believe this is “science.” I still have the Brooklyn Bridge on sale… LONDON – Dinosaurs may have farted themselves to extinction, according to a new study from British scientists. The researchers calculated that the prehistoric beasts pumped out [...]

George Carlin’s Greatest Moment

Bloomberg Ties Terror Plot to Lex Luthor

By davidswanson – Posted on 21 November 2011 In a hastily thrown together press conference Sunday afternoon, several months in the planning, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said his efforts to spread freedom beyond New York City had included the deployment of 1,000 NYPD officers to Schenectady, where they have just apprehended a young [...]

Julian Assange vs. Mark Zuckerberg

A Letter from Goldman Sachs: Concerning Occupy Wall Street

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) Satire – The following is a letter released today by Lloyd Blankfein, the chairman of banking giant Goldman Sachs: Dear Investor: Up until now, Goldman Sachs has been silent on the subject of the protest movement known as Occupy Wall Street.  That does not mean, however, that it has not [...]

Jesus Christ, Pirate

by Kevin Carson After reportedly feeding a crowd of five thousand with five loaves and two fishes, Jesus Christ of Nazareth was recently served with formal legal notice from industry trade associations, demanding that he cease and desist from what they charge is an illegal food-sharing operation under the terms of the Miracle Millennium Anti-Replication [...]

Indecision 2012 – Corn Polled Edition – Ron Paul & the Top Tier – The Daily Show with Jon Stewart – 08/15/11

How Osama Bin Laden Ended Up in the Drink

Obama kept bin Laden photo secret due to Photoshop fears

Saturday, May 14, 2011 Obama kept bin Laden photo secret due to Photoshop fears Hey Internet, remember when, just a few days ago, you SO BADLY wanted the White House to release the photos of Osama Bin Laden’s blood-stained, bullet-ridden corpse? Well guess what? As it turns out, the White House didn’t release the photos [...]