Dog Poet Transcendentalizing…….
“The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.”
If it weren’t for the fact that it is horrific and painful on impact, wherever it lands, the things going on these days would be just silly. Even on the cultural end, where people aren’t being burned to death in cages, or whole populations are displaced and live in dread, it’s still incredibly harmful on subtle levels, where subtle doesn’t really apply, like this ridiculous specimen. I mean… how does grammar and punctuation mean anything when the writing is so… so… bad? I had suspected it was going to be crass and pandering to the lowest common denominator of bent sex, written solely for the purpose of financial gain and let me restate that… pandering to the lowest common denominator; wretched excess of perversity for the sake of perversity AND… of course, a huge success for all the wrong reasons but.. what else is new, in a world where nothing much is new but usually reconstituted, rehashed hash, which is already rehashed, in a world where superficiality rules the day and turns even bright sunlight into night, for those who cannot or simply refuse to see. It gives me hope because not even if I tried could I write that bad.
Moving right along, our latest Sesame character is Jihad John, one more product of government generated fearmongering. They don’t know when to quit do they? When Mr. Apocalypse rips the dreaming bed sheets further off of the tawdry spectacle of these days, the hoped for, cringing embarrassment on the one hand and withering contempt on the other, will set in and leave its mark, like The Mark of the Beast, on all of those who do not have the talent or capability of a beast. You can see the beasts sidling and inching away from these characters, as if to say, “Hey, I’m not with them.”
Not to be outdone, let’s move into the realm of voodoo science with their latest full moon through a school bus window presentation, they’re basically saying, “Hey! Forget about Jihad John and Fifty Shades of Dumb Ass Retardo Mentalblock, we’re numba 1!” Do I even have to go into what’s wrong with this particular example of raging ignorance?