Humans have an inbuilt fear and distrust of sharks, much like the voting public’s instinctive response to Hillary Clinton. This primal fear of sharks and Clinton may be well founded, according to researchers, as sharks and Clinton combined have killed over 75 people on American soil and in American waters since 1990.
However Clinton has the edge over sharks in the deadly predator stakes, with the presumptive Democratic nominee allegedly bumping off 46 adversaries while sharks have only accounted for 29 in that time.
Everybody is talking about Hillary Clinton being above the law, after the FBI recommended against charges despite having enough evidence to indict and convict – but keen Clinton observers are compiling lists of the adversaries she has had silenced.
According to private detectives, Hillary’s most recent hit was John Ashe, the former United Nations General Assembly President, who was about to testify against her. Musclebound Ashe met his fate in a ‘bizarre gym accident’ – crushed to death by a barbell to the neck.
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